Politely Burlesque

once a fat kid always a fat kid. Growing up uncool in NYC.
All smiles after his day at the spa. #sofreshandsoclean ❀️🐼#TacoTuesday @tacothecitydog

All smiles after his day at the spa. #sofreshandsoclean ❀️🐼#TacoTuesday @tacothecitydog

Somewhere a child is having a very #frozen birthday. 
Or else someone’s having a pretty twisted bachelorette party. #kidsofinstagram #elsa #anna #frozenlife

Somewhere a child is having a very #frozen birthday.
Or else someone’s having a pretty twisted bachelorette party. #kidsofinstagram #elsa #anna #frozenlife

Is it just me or is this like the ultimate oxymoron…? #stonersarenotgenerallyenergeticpeople #right? #nyc  (at 14th Street)

Is it just me or is this like the ultimate oxymoron…? #stonersarenotgenerallyenergeticpeople #right? #nyc (at 14th Street)

Well, that’s terrifying. #ifyoucanmakeitthere #andifyoucantyouenduponaspike #nyc #aroundtown

Well, that’s terrifying. #ifyoucanmakeitthere #andifyoucantyouenduponaspike #nyc #aroundtown

You guys. This is a thing. That children are eating. And it is considered FOOD. #eatrealfood #thisiscandy

You guys. This is a thing. That children are eating. And it is considered FOOD. #eatrealfood #thisiscandy

L’ Shana tova! May your and yours have a sweet new year! 🍎🍯

L’ Shana tova! May your and yours have a sweet new year! 🍎🍯

Mid-class #prevening snackπŸ˜‹πŸ‘Œ #chia #bar #healthwarrior

Mid-class #prevening snackπŸ˜‹πŸ‘Œ #chia #bar #healthwarrior

Still drooling over my accessories from the #gtpiglet2014 wedding. The bride was not the only one with #somethingborrowed…😬 #thanksmom @edie_parker #latergram  (at Cranwell Resort, Spa and Golf Club)

Still drooling over my accessories from the #gtpiglet2014 wedding. The bride was not the only one with #somethingborrowed…😬 #thanksmom @edie_parker #latergram (at Cranwell Resort, Spa and Golf Club)

These are my friends.  πŸ˜πŸ— #chewlikeyouhaveasecret #moosehead #gtpiglet2014 #sleeyore2024 #latergram (at Cranwell Resort, Spa and Golf Club)

These are my friends. πŸ˜πŸ— #chewlikeyouhaveasecret #moosehead #gtpiglet2014 #sleeyore2024 #latergram (at Cranwell Resort, Spa and Golf Club)

#sleeyore2024 partying with the #gtpiglet2014  (at Cranwell Resort, Spa and Golf Club)

#sleeyore2024 partying with the #gtpiglet2014 (at Cranwell Resort, Spa and Golf Club)