Politely Burlesque

once a fat kid always a fat kid. Growing up uncool in NYC.
Nothing like a summer slaw with some pulled pork and sweet potato fries to cure a #caseofthemondays #eattherainbow

Nothing like a summer slaw with some pulled pork and sweet potato fries to cure a #caseofthemondays #eattherainbow

311 concert on the Hudson. #herefortheview #dontknowasinglesong @aimberman @matt6866  (at Hudson River Park)

311 concert on the Hudson. #herefortheview #dontknowasinglesong @aimberman @matt6866 (at Hudson River Park)

The perfect antidote to the heat: a Real Russian Bouquet. 
Step one: #realrussianvodka. Duh. Then some #elderflowerliquer #lavendersoda #lime and #mint. You will not regret it. #ipromise #summer #cocktail

The perfect antidote to the heat: a Real Russian Bouquet.
Step one: #realrussianvodka. Duh. Then some #elderflowerliquer #lavendersoda #lime and #mint. You will not regret it. #ipromise #summer #cocktail

Cheers to Italy. #picklebacks #fricklesnotpictured @jenniferinsel @elizabeth606  (at Berry Park)

Cheers to Italy. #picklebacks #fricklesnotpictured @jenniferinsel @elizabeth606 (at Berry Park)

Throwback to #queenbey. πŸ‘ˆ She woke up like this. #flawless  #ontheruntour #throwbackthursday  (at MetLife Stadium)

Throwback to #queenbey. πŸ‘ˆ She woke up like this. #flawless #ontheruntour #throwbackthursday (at MetLife Stadium)

@matt6866 makes more friends at the dog park than @tacothecitydog.  Whether he wants them or not… πŸΆπŸ™ˆ #dogsofnyc #dogsofinstagram #nyc  (at Stuyvesant Square Park Dog Run)

@matt6866 makes more friends at the dog park than @tacothecitydog. Whether he wants them or not… πŸΆπŸ™ˆ #dogsofnyc #dogsofinstagram #nyc (at Stuyvesant Square Park Dog Run)

I spy a floor seat bracelet for #ontheruntour. πŸ‘πŸ™Œ #baller #jayz #queenbey #thecarters @matt6866  (at MetLife Stadium)

I spy a floor seat bracelet for #ontheruntour. πŸ‘πŸ™Œ #baller #jayz #queenbey #thecarters @matt6866 (at MetLife Stadium)

So does this make me a real live runner? #chafing #headphonesweat  #runnerproblems #sweatysaturday

So does this make me a real live runner? #chafing #headphonesweat #runnerproblems #sweatysaturday

Breaking News, peeps: @russanddaughters has a restaurant. πŸƒπŸš· (Run, don’t walk) It’s THAT. GOOD. 
@matt6866 #suchgoodjews #nyc #eggcream #blintzes #latkes #bagel #sable #eeeeeats  (at Russ and Daughters Cafe)

Breaking News, peeps: @russanddaughters has a restaurant. πŸƒπŸš· (Run, don’t walk) It’s THAT. GOOD.
@matt6866 #suchgoodjews #nyc #eggcream #blintzes #latkes #bagel #sable #eeeeeats (at Russ and Daughters Cafe)

Morning run with my furry running buddy. Chipping away at the #10milerace #onemileatatime. #nowaynowaycancer #teamintraining #leukemiaandlymphomasociety  (at East River Running Path)

Morning run with my furry running buddy. Chipping away at the #10milerace #onemileatatime. #nowaynowaycancer #teamintraining #leukemiaandlymphomasociety (at East River Running Path)