Politely Burlesque

once a fat kid always a fat kid. Growing up uncool in NYC.
Can’t wait to try our new wines from @clubw πŸ·πŸ˜‹. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, right? #wineandfootball #thenewsunday @_rachelstelter

Can’t wait to try our new wines from @clubw πŸ·πŸ˜‹. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, right? #wineandfootball #thenewsunday @_rachelstelter

Saturday #flashtats with #thedivinemissb βš‘οΈβ˜€οΈ

Saturday #flashtats with #thedivinemissb βš‘οΈβ˜€οΈ

My lower body sends its thanks to @chainsawitall for the epic @cycfitness butt-whipping yesterday. Still pretty creeped out by the dismembered baby decor, though πŸ˜¬πŸ‘ΆπŸ˜Ά #latergram #sundaysweatday  (at Cyc Fitness NYC)

My lower body sends its thanks to @chainsawitall for the epic @cycfitness butt-whipping yesterday. Still pretty creeped out by the dismembered baby decor, though πŸ˜¬πŸ‘ΆπŸ˜Ά #latergram #sundaysweatday (at Cyc Fitness NYC)

The last peppers of the year #solongsweetsummer #eatinseason #eatlocal #nyc #nofilter #iphoneography  (at Union Square Park North Pavilion)

The last peppers of the year #solongsweetsummer #eatinseason #eatlocal #nyc #nofilter #iphoneography (at Union Square Park North Pavilion)

Polly want a carrot? #rewritingtheclassics #eattherainbow #nofilter #nyc  (at Union Square Farmer’s Market)

Polly want a carrot? #rewritingtheclassics #eattherainbow #nofilter #nyc (at Union Square Farmer’s Market)

Snuck a shameless #ootd #selfie post-class @flexstudiosnyc. New pants, new shoes, vodka shirt? Sounds like Friday outfit to me. πŸ‘πŸ’ͺ #realrussianvodka #flexpilates #reebok #nike #fitnessfriday #fitbit #fitbitflex  (at Flex Studios)

Snuck a shameless #ootd #selfie post-class @flexstudiosnyc. New pants, new shoes, vodka shirt? Sounds like Friday outfit to me. πŸ‘πŸ’ͺ #realrussianvodka #flexpilates #reebok #nike #fitnessfriday #fitbit #fitbitflex (at Flex Studios)

From my mom’s annual interview with me: 3-year-old edition. Here I’m recounting the plot of Snow White. It’s the end so, y’know…spoiler alert. #throwbackthursday #video

tacothecitydog:

Yesterday’s National dog Day celebration was SO exciting that my social media manager totally forgot to post a #tongueouttuesday picture! I forgive her, though, because she made yesterday VERY special πŸ˜πŸ‘. I won’t be so forgiving the next time she forgets, though…😠

————————————————————-An entry for @jj_justdogs #colorsplash contest! Nothing says fun like a little pink tongue and a wacky bow tie! @samsonthedood you should enter this contest too!

tacothecitydog:

Yesterday’s National dog Day celebration was SO exciting that my social media manager totally forgot to post a #tongueouttuesday picture! I forgive her, though, because she made yesterday VERY special πŸ˜πŸ‘. I won’t be so forgiving the next time she forgets, thoughβ€¦πŸ˜ 

β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”-An entry for @jj_justdogs #colorsplash contest! Nothing says fun like a little pink tongue and a wacky bow tie! @samsonthedood you should enter this contest too!

Inaugural run in my new sneaks…so far so good! πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Ÿ#nike #lunarglide #running #newkicks #sneakergram

Inaugural run in my new sneaks…so far so good! πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Ÿ#nike #lunarglide #running #newkicks #sneakergram

I πŸ˜‹ Market Monday. #eattherainbow #marketmonday #nyc #nofilter  (at Union Square Green Market)

I πŸ˜‹ Market Monday. #eattherainbow #marketmonday #nyc #nofilter (at Union Square Green Market)